LENNY HENRY takes us on a hilarious joyride through his life in music. You'll discover what it was like...

Being born into a JAMAICAN household with so many pictures of Elvis on the wall "I thought he was a relative".

Hanging at the QUEEN MARY DISCO in the Midlands where Northern soul dancers high kicked with such ferocity, "in one tune they could maim the entire room".

Sympathizing with multi millionaire singer ADELE's ex-boyfriend - who dumped her just before she hit the big time. "I bet he regrets THAT phone call".

HIP HOP'S obsession with women's bodies: "If that girl in the 50 cent video wants to be recognised she's gotta walk in the party bum first".

08 October
Leeds City Varieties
0113 243 0808
09 October
Mansfield Palace Theatre
01623 633 1338
11 October
Redditch Palace Theatre
01527 652 03
14 October
Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
01743 281 281
16 October
Winchester Theatre Royal
01962 840 440
17 October
Aldershot Princes Hall Theatre
01252 329 155
18 October
Bromsgrove Artrix Theatre
01527 577 330
19 October
Dorking Halls
01306 881 717
20 October
Monmouth Savoy Theatre
01600 772 467
21 October
Hereford The Courtyard
01432 340 555
23 October
Bridport Electric Palace
01308 424 901
24 October
Horsham The Capitol
01403 750 220
25 October
Corby The Core
01536 470 470
27 October
Durham Gala Theatre
0191 332 4041
28 October
Lancaster Grand Theatre
01524 646 95
29 October
Burnley Mechanics
01282 664 400
30 October
Stockton-on-Tees, The Arc
01642 525 199
31 October
Whitley Bay Playhouse Theatre
0844 277 2771
01 November
Wellingborough The Castle
01933 270 007
03 November
Potters Bar Wyllyotts Theatre
01707 645 005
04 November
Stroud The Subscription Rooms
01453 760 900
05 November
Doncaster Civic Theatre
01302 342 349
06 November
Bolton The Albert Halls
01204 334 400
07 November
Wakefield Theatre Royal
01924 211 311
11 November
Dunstable Grove Theatre
01582 602 080 (opt 7)
12 November
Solihull Arts Complex
0121 704 6962
13 November
Chesham The Elgiva Theatre
01494 582 900
14 November
Chesterfield Pomegranate Theatre
01246 345 222
17 November
Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
01202 885 566
18 November
Weston Super Mare Playhouse Theatre
01934 645 544
19 November
Yeovil Octagon Theatre
01935 422 884
20 November
Street Strode Theatre
01458 442 846
21 November
Barnstaple The Queen's Theatre
01271 324 242
22 November
Telford Oakengates Theatre
01952 382 382
25 November
Spalding South Holland Centre
01775 764 777
26 November
Huddersfield Lawrence Batley Theatre
01484 430 528
27 November
Bridlington The Spa Theatre
01262 678 258
28 November
Scunthorpe Plowright Theatre
0844 854 2776